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sorreh, our IU Day's date, venue and time changed. here's the new flyer..

Abandoned Ship

uh oh. this blog is so abandoned.

i thought Sharida would blog here but, ched oh ched. she's a lazy bumbum.

everyone's so busy with school...SPM preparations. :/

yanyways,

do come! :)

She's Finally Ripe!

Guess who?! Haha. Well, recently one of us celebrated their 17th birthday. I won't pin-point a specific person but let's just say she's a weird bon bon who used to call herself Hilary.

So I do believe a birthday shout-out is in due order.

Happy Birthday Whey Jinn!

(you'll always be M**** to me!)

So, the day after her birthday, her sisters had suggested we surprise her (as if that doesn't happen often enough everyday I show up to school with a straight face). If seeing is believing, then you better believe the hell outta me once you witness the following Kodak moments.

First step: Blindfold the sucker!



This gruesome task was achieved by averting her attention to a suspiciously fascinating piece of garment. The minute she whipped her head round, a look of fear, confusion and more importantly - constipation; took over her visage.

"What the hell are you trying to do?!"

"Try it on la! Only 15 bucks. You don't like I'll put it back on the rack"

Once blindfolded, it was far too easy to capture some cherished memories. Sad to say, yours truly did not manage to take a picture with her blindfolded.


This was the one chance where you could take picture with her without having her say "EUGHW delete it!"







Second Step: Lead her to the entrance (avoiding people's gaze was attempted but not achieved)






Don't they all look like best friends?


The only problem about walking around a mall with a blindfold is that people are undoubtedly going to take advantage of you.

"Haha watch out volcano"

"Ahh, miss.. SURPRISE! I'm your real father"

"Woi cik adik, lend me some sugarr!"


But then I decided to stop messing with her coz that wasn't very nice.



Third Step: Bundle her into a car and bring her to The Curve




Haha this was soo funny! We fooled her into thinking it was a cab. What with the Malay radio station, it's hard not to get duped. Lovely lovely ride there.












Anyways, once we got there and after she had fallen prey to all the onlookers and their mocking, everything was revealed with stunning clarity. The sisters, the us, the Sharida and the Kei (albeit for a fraction of a second only. and, if seeing is believing then there's no reason why WJ should believe Kei was really there that evening lol).

Right, don't worry, just coz I don't have pictures from here on in, doesn't mean I'm gonna leave you all of a sudden. I'll explain to you in full detail right now what went down that night.





Psyche!
(this post is by Yi Wenn!)

That's When I Decided To Post One

My blog post tally here comes up to a grand total of... 2.

Why did you steal my font Sharida?!

I thought I had updated that one but how would I know if WJ is hairy right?

Go use your Trebuchet lah!

Happy CNY!

Go to my blog to read something la. The vibes on this one are making me balk.

Hairy Whey Jinn

Okay, I think it's about time I blog here. Don't you think so, Kimberly? This will put an end to those bad dreams you've been getting about TMC running out of cheddar cheese. Have no fear, Cheddar Cheese is here! Terms and conditions apply.

I don't know what's been put out there but let me set the record straight. I MISS HARTAMAS! No, I don't miss the housing area. God no! Hell no! I miss the people!

By order of height (tallest first):

• Oya - HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I said tallest first. HAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh boy, oh boy. Calm down. Ok la, I save you for later la.
• Yi Wenn - During assembly, when the teacher points at the back of us with an angry stare and everyone turns back to see who got it bad, Yi Wenn turns back too. She can't help it, she's mentally ill like the rest of them. But I miss her freaking annoying head that turns back all the time.
• Whey Jinn - Well, no comment... Just a suggestion or rather a warning, DO NOT EAT HER PANCAKES UNLESS YOU WANT TO GET SYPHILIS! Haha, ok, you don't get syphilis by eating pancakes la but that's the only way I can get your attention.
• An-nuura - She's a great..person? Haha, she's not la but I still like her. Hahahaha, she is! Come on, the last thing I need right now is to fight with her. After my birthday and after she gets me a present, then I'll fight with her.
• Kimberly - She needs cheddar to survive. She needs Sharida to survive. She needs calcium la, that's why she drinks Vitagen everyday but everyone knows Vitagen is one carbon atom away from being Coca Cola. Shh, don't tell her.
• KFC - With simple addition and division, I found the average height of the KFC team members and it's still shorter than kim. Hahaha, i miss them. Their humour (not all of them are funny), their ability to play football (yeah right) and much more.
• Oya - Finally, the shortest among the shortest. The cupcake among the muffins. The lizard among the... Ok, that's enough. She's...she's really short isn't she? Hahaha, she's not kiasu just like adnan teh. He's not kiasu.

Anyway, those whose names I didn't mention up there, well there's always next year. Good night everyone! Eh Whey Jinn, go shave your armpits la. You suck! Hahahah!

Merry Christmas, from all of us. :)

Hugs & kisses.

Okay I've decided to update this blog a little. :)

I just wanna say I miss you girls so much.

Whey Jinn!



Yi Wenn!
And of course, Sharida!


And now, group pictureee! :D


I've never uploaded these pictures before, so, yeah. :)

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Too Much

Now that Cheddar Hassan (our other partner in crime, Sharida) is moving to Appiit Smart School next year and we'll be only seeing her at least once a month, she MUST blog here more often to keep is up to date with her life in her new school. Haha. Yes. Come to think of it, she's so lucky to get to move to another school whereas the rest of us are stuck in this sucky school. Sigh.

We are gonna have so much lesser laughters. That sentence doesn't seem right. So, anyways, yeah. She's the one who comes up with the dumbest stuff with Yiwenn. And no more BM tuition friend for me in my house every Monday. Sigh.

I love you Cheddar, even when I tease you like mad about your John Travolta picture and model-wannabe pose. :)

Appreciate this post okay. See you soon! :)

Fumbling.

So I'm supposed to update here, since I don't update here much.

Today after recess, Jinn, Wenn & I were walking up the stairs. And all of a sudden..

Yi Wenn : Is it me or does it smell like updog in here?

But Jinn & I were so blur as to what updog means.

Yi Wenn : It smells like updog right?!

Me : Whats updog?

Yi Wenn : Oh, why, I'm fine! Whats up with you?

Get it?? Whats up, dog? HAHAHAH.

All of us burst out laughing out of nowhere. Good times!

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I Don't Think So

Exams are over and now all of us are going to have as much fun as possible. Can't exactly have that much fun next year considering that we'll be facing the biggest public exam. Okay, not the biggest unless you guys are taking ACCA or something. I so can't wait for SPM to be over and move on to college.

Two not-bad teachers have retired. For me, I'll miss Mr.Yew more. He's funny at time and nice. My iPod got confisticated by another teacher and he gave it back to me anyways. Gave me Mamee Monster whenever I wanted it. Even when there was no reason for me to get one. I saw him in the Bilik Guru and asked him for it and he gave it. He's a pretty cool teacher to me.

Whenever I say that I can't wait to get out of high school, people always say that people say that we should appreciate high school times because college and uni life would be harder and tougher. And not to forget our work life too. But to me, I think that high school is hard enough. Having to take exams for the subjects I hate and find useless. And parents having to collect our report cards after every mid-term exams. Yup. I had hard times going through them. Now that there's only one year left to go through it, I'm glad and excited.

& come to think of it now, I will start driving in about 4 months. I'm growing up so fast, my parents friends would think. And them too. We would all soon have our own transports to go out. Not having transportation problems. Yup. It'll all be better then. My sisters won't have to fuss around saying that I'm a trouble for them to have to send me here and there. Same goes for my parents. But of course it's different for them rich kids who have drivers to drive them everywhere they need to go to and pick them up whenever, wherever.

Life's hard, in short. Appreciate what you have, you punks.

Boot Cut

Is it just me or do you also think that we need to have a universal unit for shoe sizes? How annoying is it if I have to know whether Japanese shoes sizes are American Men's shoes sizes plus 18 or that there are two scales used in the U.S.? How annoying! How terribly frustrating!

Anyways, I actually sat through "Mistress of Spices" the other day. And sweet mother of pearl, it was insane. It was absolutely hilarious and that can't be good since it isn't even classified under that genre. With all due respect, I know the book was "real good" and all but films never really do justice to their written counterparts. It's time we all stopped trying. The script was hysterical.

"Spices, talk to me"

"Why are you warning me, chilli?"

The only consolation is that the inspiration for my flufffriend is in the movie. Haha.

You know, strangers always have the best candy.

2 become 1.

Whey Jinn and I are doing this survey together. The green is me and the pink is Whey Jinn.

Name 10 people of the opposite sex.

In random order
1. Kok.
2. Sarkaaj.
3. Gan.
4. Wai Hoe.
5. Saveen.
6. Julius.
7. Razlan.
8. Ganesh.
9. Jun Cheng.
10. Arthur.

Would you rather party with 1 or 7? [Kok & Razlan]
Kok.
Kok.

Marry 2 or 6? [Sarkaaj & Julius]
JULIUS!

Kill 3 or 8? [Gan & Ganesh]
Ganesh.
Gan. (For having the iPod Classic)

Date 9 or 10? [Jun Cheng & Arthur]
Jun Cheng.
Jun Cheng.

Make out with 4 or 7? [Wai Hoe & Razlan]
Hahaha Razlan. Wai Hoe is taken.

Cuddle with 6 or 8? [Julius & Ganesh]
Haha Julius. Ganesh is too tiny.
Julius.

Have kids with 4 or 5? [Wai Hoe & Saveen]
Ahahaha! erm. Wai Hoe I suppose.
Wai Hoe.

Live with 1 or 9? [Kok & Jun Cheng]
Jun Cheng.
Kok.

Be stuck on an island with 2 or 5? [Sarkaaj & Saveen]
Sarkaajjjj.
Saveen.

Wake up next to 4 or 9? [Wai Hoe & Jun Cheng]
Jun Cheng.
Jun Cheng.

Completely disown 3 or 7? [Razlan & Gan]
None.

Best eyes :
SARKAAJ.

Best smile :
Sarkaaj.
Razlan.

Best face :
Jun Cheng. He's so cute.
Julius.

Best body :
Julius.
Julius.

Best ass :
Razlan.
Wai Hoe & Razlan.

Best style :
Julius.
Julius.

Has 3 ever hurt you?
YES. Physically though. Haha.
Can't remember.

Have you ever hurt 4?
MANY TIMES!
Yes.

Who's the funniest?
JULIUS!

Can you beat up 8?
Yes.
Maybe.

When was the last time you saw 9?
Wednesday.

Who's the smartest?
Wai Hoe.
Wai Hoe.

How long have you known 2?
Since form 2.
Since form 1. No actually, quite long ago. Since I was in primary. We live at the same area.

What would you do if 1 and 6 started fighting?
Laugh.
Stop them. Hahaha.

Who is dating 6/crushing on?
Some girl.
A girl. In a private school.

Does 7 smells good?
Yes. For a guy.
His hair does.

Who will you still be talking to in 15 yrs time?
Hopefully, all of them.
I think the one I would talk to is Kok, Sarkaaj or Wai Hoe.

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Break

I have a feeling I'll be the one who'll blog most here. Sigh. Blog la people!

Everyone's happy that we have 10 days of holidays before we finish our last 4 days of exam. I'm happy.

So many plans, so much time. :)

Exams

Everyone's having exams.

There won't be much updates till' end of the month.

But don't leave this place out.

You might see something cool.

Behold of what will appear.

Gots to study History now! Tata.

Get Some Shut-eye

Alright, alright. I'll write! (pun)

Haha. Ya diggin that shit? Yea? Yea. Cuz ya ain't gonna get no more o'that shit. Finally, the longed-for comeback post from Cheddar Robot (whatever the heck that means). As disheartening as this may sound, I have nothing to talk about. I'm a boring human being. It's a bummer (I know) but I'm miles away from being an interesting person. Unless I am a vegetarian or at least have met a centenarian, I'm just a normal person robot.

Oh paddlepussy, I just missed The Office. All thanks to this post and this is another reason why I stopped all blog-related activities. Then, you hats went a-head and signed me up for this blo.. See I can't even say the word. Too mind-boggling and heart-aching for this poor soul.

Anyway, last week's The Office was off the hook. Dwight betrayed Michael by going to Jan and telling her that he thinks that he would make a better leader for Dunder Mifflin (which is a paper company and does not need much leading). After Michael found out about Dwight's evil scheme, he said..

"I'm like the tiger in this office and Dwight is the monkey. Does the tiger fire the monkey? Does the tiger move the monkey to another branch? *silence* Pun."

And this is the reason why I love Steve Carell so much. The way he tells his jokes is so effortless, it's almost like Adrian Grenier's messy hair.

Well, good night then. And probably, Goodbye! This might be my last one here.

Hold the phone. You guys should check out the "Hey there Delilah" parody. Do that and go to Youtube for "Hey there Kalilah". Weird Al Yankovic cannot top that, I swear.

Okay, Ciao.

Little house.

I have to say this. Our blog header (those lollipops above) is so fetch! :)

Oh here's a (lame)joke for you guys.

Q : What did the tie say to the hat?
A : You go on a-head, I'll just hang around.

Haha. Get it??

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All Rights Reversed

Uh, I have this sinking feeling that Cheddar is not going to be writing here often. She never comes online anymore. She's like a robot -- but with fingernails. And 2 little sisters.

Anyways, you know those times when you lie in bed, looking up at the stars and think to yourselves, "where the hell is my ceiling"? Well, on one or more of these occasions, perhaps you wondered to yourselves "I wonder how Yi Wenn met Cheddar, Whey Jinn and Kim". Wonder no more, #$%^**.

Contestant #1 is Sharida. Well, I met her wayy back in Standard 4 (why do they call it that? My standards are only as high as 4?) and she also joined my tap class then. She was a quiet beaver then.

Bachelorette #2 is Kim. Well, Kim has labeled me as the "first person in 1I to say hi to me(her)". Which is weird coz there were people in our class who knew her already and well.. if they didn't say hi to her...-- Anyhoo, it was only because Sharida and I were playing a game where each of us has to make the most new friends. Kim was target numero uno. She turned back to get something from her bag and that's when I swooped in for the kill and BANZAI! Hiiieeeyyyaahhh!

Next, Whey Jinn. Who legally changed her name to Whey Jinn because people kept calling her Whey June. She was in the same class as I was in Standard 6(??) and she hated Mr. Krishnan (although I thought he was awesome). I never talked to her coz I thought she was weird and scary. But mostly weird. And scary. In the end, we somehow became friends in Form 2 I think.

The rest, as they say, is history.

Speaking of history... shit.

I'm off.

Beware

This world is safe no more, children. Beware of what can intrude our lives. And just take it away.

I'd take care of myself, if I were you. And be bagless if i'm on the streets. Or be accompanied if i'm alone. Take note, my friends.

Yi Wenn is right. We'll be expecting very few posts from Cheddar in this new combined blog of ours.

Till then, I'll think of something longer to write about.

That's what you get.

I don't know what to blog about for now. So I'm gonna post up some pictures JinnJinn and I took in school.

The laughing machine.

OMFG. I swear. I laughed my eyeballs out looking at this picture! HAHA!

Random moments.

Nothing better to do.

Julius will never take a proper picture.

Siti & I! Disecting the rat.

A decent picture of us. JinnJinn & I.

Oh yes. Download this song : Somebody's me by Enrique Iglesias! So nice. Hehe.

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Hello Mates!

This is a blog that Kim, Yi Wenn, Cheddar (Sharida) and I will be sharing. Just suddenly thought of it.

There isn't much updates of our lives.

Oh. The Return of Tania. How could I forget. Ahaha.

So, we all hung out at her place on Friday. We had some catch-ups. Dinner. Walking around Bangsar. Ice-cream + recap of form 1-3. Lanterns. Laughter of the night. It was all good.

We'll have even more fun in December when you're back here again! This time wasn't enough.

Okayla. That's all from me!