That's When I Decided To Post One

My blog post tally here comes up to a grand total of... 2.

Why did you steal my font Sharida?!

I thought I had updated that one but how would I know if WJ is hairy right?

Go use your Trebuchet lah!

Happy CNY!

Go to my blog to read something la. The vibes on this one are making me balk.

Hairy Whey Jinn

Okay, I think it's about time I blog here. Don't you think so, Kimberly? This will put an end to those bad dreams you've been getting about TMC running out of cheddar cheese. Have no fear, Cheddar Cheese is here! Terms and conditions apply.

I don't know what's been put out there but let me set the record straight. I MISS HARTAMAS! No, I don't miss the housing area. God no! Hell no! I miss the people!

By order of height (tallest first):

• Oya - HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I said tallest first. HAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh boy, oh boy. Calm down. Ok la, I save you for later la.
• Yi Wenn - During assembly, when the teacher points at the back of us with an angry stare and everyone turns back to see who got it bad, Yi Wenn turns back too. She can't help it, she's mentally ill like the rest of them. But I miss her freaking annoying head that turns back all the time.
• Whey Jinn - Well, no comment... Just a suggestion or rather a warning, DO NOT EAT HER PANCAKES UNLESS YOU WANT TO GET SYPHILIS! Haha, ok, you don't get syphilis by eating pancakes la but that's the only way I can get your attention.
• An-nuura - She's a great..person? Haha, she's not la but I still like her. Hahahaha, she is! Come on, the last thing I need right now is to fight with her. After my birthday and after she gets me a present, then I'll fight with her.
• Kimberly - She needs cheddar to survive. She needs Sharida to survive. She needs calcium la, that's why she drinks Vitagen everyday but everyone knows Vitagen is one carbon atom away from being Coca Cola. Shh, don't tell her.
• KFC - With simple addition and division, I found the average height of the KFC team members and it's still shorter than kim. Hahaha, i miss them. Their humour (not all of them are funny), their ability to play football (yeah right) and much more.
• Oya - Finally, the shortest among the shortest. The cupcake among the muffins. The lizard among the... Ok, that's enough. She's...she's really short isn't she? Hahaha, she's not kiasu just like adnan teh. He's not kiasu.

Anyway, those whose names I didn't mention up there, well there's always next year. Good night everyone! Eh Whey Jinn, go shave your armpits la. You suck! Hahahah!