She's Finally Ripe!

Guess who?! Haha. Well, recently one of us celebrated their 17th birthday. I won't pin-point a specific person but let's just say she's a weird bon bon who used to call herself Hilary.

So I do believe a birthday shout-out is in due order.

Happy Birthday Whey Jinn!

(you'll always be M**** to me!)

So, the day after her birthday, her sisters had suggested we surprise her (as if that doesn't happen often enough everyday I show up to school with a straight face). If seeing is believing, then you better believe the hell outta me once you witness the following Kodak moments.

First step: Blindfold the sucker!



This gruesome task was achieved by averting her attention to a suspiciously fascinating piece of garment. The minute she whipped her head round, a look of fear, confusion and more importantly - constipation; took over her visage.

"What the hell are you trying to do?!"

"Try it on la! Only 15 bucks. You don't like I'll put it back on the rack"

Once blindfolded, it was far too easy to capture some cherished memories. Sad to say, yours truly did not manage to take a picture with her blindfolded.


This was the one chance where you could take picture with her without having her say "EUGHW delete it!"







Second Step: Lead her to the entrance (avoiding people's gaze was attempted but not achieved)






Don't they all look like best friends?


The only problem about walking around a mall with a blindfold is that people are undoubtedly going to take advantage of you.

"Haha watch out volcano"

"Ahh, miss.. SURPRISE! I'm your real father"

"Woi cik adik, lend me some sugarr!"


But then I decided to stop messing with her coz that wasn't very nice.



Third Step: Bundle her into a car and bring her to The Curve




Haha this was soo funny! We fooled her into thinking it was a cab. What with the Malay radio station, it's hard not to get duped. Lovely lovely ride there.












Anyways, once we got there and after she had fallen prey to all the onlookers and their mocking, everything was revealed with stunning clarity. The sisters, the us, the Sharida and the Kei (albeit for a fraction of a second only. and, if seeing is believing then there's no reason why WJ should believe Kei was really there that evening lol).

Right, don't worry, just coz I don't have pictures from here on in, doesn't mean I'm gonna leave you all of a sudden. I'll explain to you in full detail right now what went down that night.





Psyche!
(this post is by Yi Wenn!)