All Rights Reversed

Uh, I have this sinking feeling that Cheddar is not going to be writing here often. She never comes online anymore. She's like a robot -- but with fingernails. And 2 little sisters.

Anyways, you know those times when you lie in bed, looking up at the stars and think to yourselves, "where the hell is my ceiling"? Well, on one or more of these occasions, perhaps you wondered to yourselves "I wonder how Yi Wenn met Cheddar, Whey Jinn and Kim". Wonder no more, #$%^**.

Contestant #1 is Sharida. Well, I met her wayy back in Standard 4 (why do they call it that? My standards are only as high as 4?) and she also joined my tap class then. She was a quiet beaver then.

Bachelorette #2 is Kim. Well, Kim has labeled me as the "first person in 1I to say hi to me(her)". Which is weird coz there were people in our class who knew her already and well.. if they didn't say hi to her...-- Anyhoo, it was only because Sharida and I were playing a game where each of us has to make the most new friends. Kim was target numero uno. She turned back to get something from her bag and that's when I swooped in for the kill and BANZAI! Hiiieeeyyyaahhh!

Next, Whey Jinn. Who legally changed her name to Whey Jinn because people kept calling her Whey June. She was in the same class as I was in Standard 6(??) and she hated Mr. Krishnan (although I thought he was awesome). I never talked to her coz I thought she was weird and scary. But mostly weird. And scary. In the end, we somehow became friends in Form 2 I think.

The rest, as they say, is history.

Speaking of history... shit.

I'm off.