Get Some Shut-eye

Alright, alright. I'll write! (pun)

Haha. Ya diggin that shit? Yea? Yea. Cuz ya ain't gonna get no more o'that shit. Finally, the longed-for comeback post from Cheddar Robot (whatever the heck that means). As disheartening as this may sound, I have nothing to talk about. I'm a boring human being. It's a bummer (I know) but I'm miles away from being an interesting person. Unless I am a vegetarian or at least have met a centenarian, I'm just a normal person robot.

Oh paddlepussy, I just missed The Office. All thanks to this post and this is another reason why I stopped all blog-related activities. Then, you hats went a-head and signed me up for this blo.. See I can't even say the word. Too mind-boggling and heart-aching for this poor soul.

Anyway, last week's The Office was off the hook. Dwight betrayed Michael by going to Jan and telling her that he thinks that he would make a better leader for Dunder Mifflin (which is a paper company and does not need much leading). After Michael found out about Dwight's evil scheme, he said..

"I'm like the tiger in this office and Dwight is the monkey. Does the tiger fire the monkey? Does the tiger move the monkey to another branch? *silence* Pun."

And this is the reason why I love Steve Carell so much. The way he tells his jokes is so effortless, it's almost like Adrian Grenier's messy hair.

Well, good night then. And probably, Goodbye! This might be my last one here.

Hold the phone. You guys should check out the "Hey there Delilah" parody. Do that and go to Youtube for "Hey there Kalilah". Weird Al Yankovic cannot top that, I swear.

Okay, Ciao.